is that tree fucking serious right now
like was that actually fucking necessary
This made my stomach turn it creeps me out A LOT!!!! Idk why…Its just icky!
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Via Creepers
Harry Potter in 99 Seconds. - ALWAYS REBLOG.
How hot are these two (is this guy? I really can’t tell if it’s two people or one)
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Observe Jesus’ treatment of women. He came into a world that regarded women as drudges or toys and lifted them to the heights of respect and reverence. He scandalized his name and hastened his crucifixion by so doing, but he gladly paid the price for chivalry. Is there any example of him speaking unkindly to a woman? Even when he had to chide his mother, he did so with gentleness and respect. He was kind to widows and rebuked those who neglected them. He commended the poor widow who gave all she had to the temple treasury and brought back to life the son of a grieving widow. His heart even went out in sympathy to the women of the streets, the prostitutes. While others looked upon them with disgust and embarrassment, Jesus reached out to them. He said that such women would get into the kingdom of God before the religious people of his day.
–Sam Laing, excerpt from ‘Mighty Men of God’ on repect for women (via youngmanandoldsoul)
My God :)
Via Quirky TitleOut of everyone on this list, I think Ariel from The Little Mermaid had the best pussy. She was a virgin and she was THIRSTY as fuck for ole boy. She sold out her entire species to grow legs to give him some of that mussy (Mermaid pussy). Once you do something like that, there’s no limit to what you’ll do to please your man, she was tossing salad and everything.
Pocahontas had already been ran up in by that dude she was supposed to marry, so John Smith was getting leftovers. Plus, she walked around barefoot, the soles of her feet were probably on some struggle shit. No bueno. I didn’t see her in not one pair of moccasins in the whole cartoon. She didn’t even need a flint to start fires, just rub them feet together over a tinder bundle and the blaze was on and popping.
The bitch from beauty in the beast probably has the most hollowed out cavernous pussy in Disney history. Even after he turned to human form I bet his loins were on some mandingo shit.
Princess Jasmine was a spoiled frigid bitch. The very definition of a pillow princess. The type of broad who licks the head of your dick three times and thinks her job is done. The type of broad who don’t ride dick cause it makes her legs hurt. The type of broad that always make you wear a condom cause she don’t like the sensation of cum running down her asscrack. Her only plus is she got that good Indian hair.
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Via Peek-a-boo!!
You Know What Really Grinds My Gears
Its been a while buuuuuut I’m baaaaaaAAAAAaaccckkkkk FUCKERS!! I have been on a hiatus of posting on here but its summer time and well I got shit to say!
Soo today what grinds my gears is the fact that when you end a relationship you are essentially losing your best friend. Logic: when you are in a meaningful committed relationship (or hell one that is meaningful but not committed) it is logical to assume you know and have shared a significant amount of information with someone giving them the keys to unlock the parts of you that no one else is privy to. With that being said the two of you (or three of four if you;re in to that) share moment that make your relationship that of deep connection. When said relationship is over you often want to run to the person you have shared everything with and keep sharing but you can’t and that my friends SUCKS!
Some times you just wanna be like “nigga remember when.. wel gues the fuck what” and have a good laugh. But you can NOT d that cause it would immediately be associated with some romantic feelings that you may or may NOT still harbor for said individual. None the less I feel like Musiq Soulchild some days I jsut want my damn friend back… Well I mean I added the Damn part but ya’ll know what I meant.
Good night!
Sanaa and Omar
I fucked up about 3 years ago and fell for my best friend
And no this aint one of them love and basketball, brownsugar, sanaa lathan, nia long, taye diggs ass stories
Where the friends were supposed to be together for ever
This was real
And if broken hearts are caused by unspoken words
we were too quiet for too long
Allowing silence to fill the spaces where a future could begin
You broke my heart daily
With silences and stares
Pregnant pauses and glances
And this quiet denial that anything every happened
Like your very pores didn’t scream how much your body loved me last night
Lets be straight we put ourselves in a fucked up position
Making friendship our purpose and a nut our mission
I mean in the end who fucks for the good of their friendship
And now having anyone after having you
Is like trying to remember my own name
But I sadly have amnesia
See I know the thoughts are some where in my brain
But my synapses relapse into submission
Somewhere between the fights and love making
I became yours
You know it and I know it
But we choose to ignore
You put my heart in a box with a lock
And refuses to surrender the key
My heart beats too slow when your near
Breath too deep
My love to big for your small framed heart
You’re the Grinch that stole affection
You speaks of love too late for an even response
Our silence was deafening
Turning our love into a dead thing
Left me wishing we’d go through metamorphosis
And turn into the butterfly you left in my tummy
Everything that glitters aint gold
And everything shiny aint a star
Tonight I don’t need you
I’ve made it this far
But when I woke up alone
When I woke up alone
Its always the same
Me searching for you and calling your name
Wondering why you didn’t love me like you used to
Want me like I wanted you
And to find out now
You loved me like Q loved Monica
With too much pride to speak
I find that your failure is your hearts too weak
Wish you had a real ass friend to call you a fool
Letting me get away
When you know and I know you want me to stay
Cause who else could hold you down
Who else could under stand
So you can over step our friendship boundaries and be my man
I’m your missing Rib
I want you to say it
For once chase me
Call out my name
Write how much you love me in the sand
Tell your family and homies and strangers you pass in the street
That you fell for your best friend
But silence made your heart weak
